Accessibility Statement

What the hell is that then?
In addition to making technical changes to my Web site to provide greater accessibility, I test them with multiple assistive technologies - such as screen readers and screen enlarging software - to analyze and modify my page. I also engage accessibility experts and people with disabilities to further test and modify my Web site for optimal usability.
Although I continue to test and modify my Web site for accessibility, there may be some pages developed by third-parties that are not fully compliant with my standards. If you would like further information about our accessibility standards or have problems accessing this Web site, please contact me. (Which if you don't get tech mumbo, I put it up on the internet and wait for someone to tell me it doesn't work.)
I still reserve the right to tell you that you're wrong. Deal with it. =)